Médaille d'Honneur

scanning some things for Grandfather

Victory Secrets of Attila the Hun's Five Rings caused the Active Side of Infinity to Collapse

I bought this cassette tape at a thrift store for 50 cents a couple years ago. Bought it cuz it looked nuts, figured it was part of some 80s Wall Street-Art of War-ass trend.

It's actually pretty good.

While we're at it, this is good too. (It's only written by arguably "the greatest Samurai of all time.")

Listen to alot of spoken word, audio books, or talk radio while drawing sometimes. Kinda keeps that side of the brain occupied?

This is exceptional, but his always are (IMO - And I don't care what anyone says - he's fuckin' real, man. He's fuckin' real).

Currently working on this one.

mIDIJUNKIES gONNA f*CK yOU uP!!!!!!!!! : the background music to every aspect of Life

GOD DAMN IT do midis RULLLLLLE. So HAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!

Anyone who isn't a friend of midis is no friend of mine, has no friends, and is a lame loser idiot douchebag POSER who will never be hardcore EVER.

I uncovered this midi collection compiled circa 97-98 through blood and sweat. This is the GOLDEN STASH of MIDIS, only the BEST OF THE BEST - (well, to me - having spent countless hours, days, and weeks sifting through the dreck, the out-of-time, and the off-key) for the RIGHTEOUS (as in RIGHTEOUSLY KILL YOU with MIDI!)

About Midis
When the internet was somewhat new (to most of us), circa '96-'98, even somewhat til 2000-ish, midis (.midi or .mid audio files, often no bigger than a tenth of the modern mp3 if even a thousandth) were THE internet musical artform. Background music of what YOU would call music today would never load thru a 28- or 56-K modem, and if you tried to pull that, the person going to your pink and green Geocities (if you were classy) homepage with all those cool animated clown and balloon .GIFs would hit the Back button so fast they wouldn't even get to find out it was your cat's birthday (3 years ago - the last time you updated anything beside your awesome MIDI bg music!)

So, you weren't COOL, unless you had a BADASS MIDI.

Well, midis were always seen as kind of stupid, and something only slightly insane housewives in the remote Rockies used on their websites anyway (who taught them how to make websites?), which made them even cooler.

But what do you care about all this historical CRAP?! You want MIDIIIIIII!!!!!


[SND] 2_Become_1.mid          14-Jul-2010 07:24   15K  Spice Girls
[SND] ANOTHER1.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 15K unknown awesomeness
[SND] APACHE.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 16K traditional, the Shadows
[SND] A_BRIDGE.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 7.2K unknown
[SND] Aeroplane.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 44K Red Hot Chili Peppers
[SND] BBBLUES.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 7.3K unknown
[SND] BFLATBLS.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 4.6K unknown
[SND] Barracuda.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 49K Heart
[SND] Be_My_Lover.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 24K Alice Cooper
[SND] Beautiful_World.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 30K Devo (Rage Against the Machine)
[SND] Billion_Dollar_Babie..> 14-Jul-2010 07:29 90K Alice Cooper
[SND] Black_Hole_Sun.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 52K Soundgarden
[SND] Brazil2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 50K traditional
[SND] Brazil3.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 58K 
[SND] Break_on_Through.mid    14-Jul-2010 07:30   24K  the Doors
[SND] Casbah.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 41K the Clash
[SND] Castlevania - Intro.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 1.0K Super Nintendo Chalmers
[SND] ClaireD.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 27K Debussy
[SND] Close_To_You.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 50K the Carpenters
[SND] Come_On_Everybody.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 35K Eddie Cochran
[SND] Cowboys_From_Hell.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:31 44K Pantera
[SND] Crazy_on_You.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:31 70K Heart
[SND] Cruel_Summer.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 46K the Bangles (i think)
[SND] Crystal_Ship.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 12K the Doors
[SND] Dare_to_be_Stupid.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:31 50K Weird Al
[SND] Daydream_Believer.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 42K the Monkees (Shonen Knife)
[SND] Dont_Cry.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 32K Guns n Roses
[SND] Dont_Fear_The_Reaper..> 14-Jul-2010 07:31 74K Blue Oyster Cult
[SND] Dragon Warrior - Wor..> 14-Jul-2010 07:32 9.4K
[SND] Eighteen.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 25K Alice Cooper
[SND] Everybod.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 33K
[SND] G'z.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 31K Snoop Dogg
[SND] Gauntlet - Level 1.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 15K
[SND] Ghosts and Goblins -..> 14-Jul-2010 07:33 6.2K
[SND] Godzilla.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 30K Blue Oyster Cult
[SND] Gut_Feeling.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 74K Devo
[SND] Hawaii_5_O.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 22K
[SND] Hello_I_Love_You.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 17K the Doors
[SND] Hip Hug Her.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 25K Booker T & the MGs
[SND] Im_Not_Your_Stepping..> 14-Jul-2010 07:34 39K Monkees (Sex Pistols)
[SND] In_A_Gadda_Da_Vida.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 57K Iron Butterfly
[SND] Jammin'.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 57K Bob Marley
[SND] Light_my_Fire.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 48K the Doors
[SND] Living.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 92K James Brown/Rocky IV
[SND] Love_Is_Strange.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 23K Mickey & Sylvia
[SND] Love_Me_Two_Times.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 34K the Doors
[SND] Metroid - Brinstar.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 6.6K Nintender
[SND] Monster_Mash.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 28K Bobby 'Boris' Pickett & Cryptkicker 5
[SND] No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 34K Alice Cooper (Megadeth)
[SND] November_Rain.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 43K Guns n Roses
[SND] Only_Happy_When_It_R..> 14-Jul-2010 07:37 93K Garbage
[SND] Only_Women_Bleed.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 14K Alice Cooper
[SND] PASSPORT.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:37 23K unknown
[SND] Patience.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 16K G'N'F'N'R
[SND] Penetration.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 23K the Pyramids
[SND] People_are_Strange.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 15K the Doors
[SND] Pipeline.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 38K the Chantays
[SND] Popcorn.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 31K traditional
[SND] RAGTUNE.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:38 9.2K AWESOMENESSS
[SND] ROCKNOUT.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:38 12K CRANNNNKKK IIIIITTTTTTT
[SND] Rhiannon.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 54K Fleetwood Mac (Redd Kross)
[SND] Riders_on_the_Storm.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 39K the Doors
[SND] Roadhouse_Blues.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 53K the Doors
[SND] Say_Youll_Be_There.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 38K Spice Ghouls
[SND] Schools_Out.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 53K Alice Cooper
[SND] Shes_Not_There.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 33K the Zombies
[SND] Shiznit.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 29K Snoop Dogg
[SND] Simply.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:40 95K Robert Palmer
[SND] Song_2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 28K Blur
[SND] Spice_Up_Your_Life.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 68K Spice Girls 4EVR!
[SND] Street Fighter 2 - V..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 12K
[SND] Stuck_in_the_Middle_..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 44K Steeler's Wheel
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 5.1K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 10K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 6.6K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 7.9K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 3.8K
[SND] Sweet_Child_O_Mine.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 91K You know it
[SND] Take5.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 44K Dave Brubeck
[SND] Tell_Her_No.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 19K the Zombies
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 8.8K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 22K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 22K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 22K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 5.4K
[SND] Time_of_the_Season.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 36K
[SND] Touch_Me.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 33K
[SND] Twin_Peaks_1.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 13K
[SND] Twin_Peaks_2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 7.2K
[SND] Twin_Peaks_3_Best.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 9.4K
[SND] U8-00FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:41 15K U8 files are from video game Ultima 8: Pagan
[SND] U8-01FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:41 37K
[SND] U8-02FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 53K
[SND] U8-03FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 11K
[SND] U8-04FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 5.9K
[SND] U8-05FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 12K
[SND] U8-06FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 6.1K
[SND] U8-07FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 74K
[SND] U8-08FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 27K
[SND] U8-09FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 14K
[SND] U8-10FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 69K
[SND] U8-11FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 28K
[SND] U8-12FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 14K
[SND] U8-13FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 29K
[SND] U8-14FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 69K
[SND] U8-15FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 41K
[SND] U8-16FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 8.1K
[SND] U8-18FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 58K
[SND] U8-19FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 53K
[SND] U8-20FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 44K
[SND] U8-21FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 43K
[SND] U8-22FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 45K
[SND] U8-23FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 7.3K
[SND] U8-24FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 29K
[SND] U8-25FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 50K
[SND] U8-26FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 6.0K
[SND] U8-27FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 17K
[SND] U8-28FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 34K
[SND] U8-29FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 12K
[SND] U8-30FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 6.1K
[SND] U8-31FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 66K
[SND] U8-32FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 14K
[SND] U8-33FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 6.3K
[SND] U8-34FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 34K
[SND] U8-35FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 12K
[SND] U8-36FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 14K
[SND] U8-37FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 18K
[SND] U8-38FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 51K
[SND] U8-39FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 28K
[SND] U8-40FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 23K
[SND] U8-41FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 19K
[SND] U8-42FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 20K
[SND] U8-43FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 17K
[SND] U8-44FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 34K
[SND] U8-45FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 12K
[SND] U8-46FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 6.6K
[SND] U8-47FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 8.4K
[SND] U8-48FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 9.2K
[SND] Venus.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:45 71K Shocking Blue (Bananarama)
[SND] Viva_Forever.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:45 71K 4EVR!
[SND] Walk.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 44K Pantera
[SND] Walk2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 38K Aerosmith w/Run DMC
[SND] Walk_Dont_Run.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 46K Johnny Smith (the Ventures)
[SND] Weve_Only_Just_Begun..> 14-Jul-2010 07:46 20K the Carpenters
[SND] White_Rabbit.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 26K Jefferson Airplane (the Damned)
[SND] Working_for_the_Week..> 14-Jul-2010 07:46 48K Loverboy
[SND] You_Could_Be_Mine.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:47 64K
[SND] You_Keep_Me_Hangin_O..> 14-Jul-2010 07:47 40K the Supremes (this is the Vanilla Fudge version)
[SND] badboys_xg.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 55K Inner Circle (Cops theme)
[SND] beat.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 57K Ramones
[SND] blueskies_wc.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 17K Josephine Baker (tons of others before and after)
[SND] boatman.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 8.1K traditional Gaelic (Fhear a Bhata)
[SND] brazil.mid              14-Jul-2010 07:30   81K  traditional
[SND] chameleon.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 159K Herbie Hancock
[SND] could.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 70K Bob Marley
[SND] dazed.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 77K Led Zeppelin
[SND] dueling.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 19K traditional (Deliverance)
[SND] exodus.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 106K Bob Marley
[SND] fear.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 99K Blue Oyster Cult
[SND] funky.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 49K Lipps Inc
[SND] gangsta_25.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 24K This sucks
[SND] gbusters.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 27K Ghostbusters
[SND] georgia.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 26K Ray Chawls
[SND] green2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 42K Green Onions - Booker T & the MGs
[SND] gthang.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 28K Dr. Dre w/Snoop Dogg
[SND] hip.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 25K Booker T & the MGs
[SND] honkytnk.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 134K unknown wickedness
[SND] ill.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 39K Boys II Men gonna make love to you
[SND] iron.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 14K Bob Marley
[SND] is.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 74K Bob Marley
[SND] ishot.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 63K Eric Clapton (Bob Marley)
[SND] ishot2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 72K Eric Clapton (Bob Marley)
[SND] knife_26.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 26K Lotte Lenya, Louis Armstrong, Marianne Faithfull
[SND] lazy.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 71K Deep Purple
[SND] lets.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 62K Al Green
[SND] littlew.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 15K Jimi Hendrix
[SND] lodi.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 30K Creedence Clearwater Revival
[SND] lookin.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 25K CCR
[SND] love.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 109K don't know this one
[SND] lucifer.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 24K Lucifer Sam! Siam cat!
[SND] many.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 37K unknown
[SND] model.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 29K Kraftwerk
[SND] mom.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 33K Man of Mystery
[SND] moondance2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 36K Van Morrison
[SND] moondance3.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 51K
[SND] more.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 33K Boston
[SND] muppets.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 13K Muppets theme
[SND] mylovin.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 78K En Vogue
[SND] myway.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 47K Frank Sinatra (Sex Pistol)
[SND] no.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 59K Bob Marley
[SND] ocean.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 39K Led Zeppelin
[SND] only.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 17K Alice Cooper
[SND] pictures.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 66K Deep Purple
[SND] put.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 26K Puttin' on the Ritz - Irving Berlin (Fred Astaire, Taco)
[SND] regulate.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 46K Warren G & Nate Dogg had to
[SND] rockit.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 69K Herbie Hancock
[SND] roller.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 21K Red Hot Chili Peppers (Beavis & Butthead)
[SND] say.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 38K Spice Goils
[SND] shaft.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 74K Isaac Hayes
[SND] singing_.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 23K Gene Kelly (Clockwork Orange)
[SND] smooth.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 34K Sade
[SND] spanish.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:40 21K traditional
[SND] sucka.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 7.2K Run DMC
[SND] voyage.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 64K Fantastic Voyage
[SND] wait.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 32K Bob Marley
[SND] what.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 55K What'd I Say?! Tell me!
[SND] where.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 145K Where it's At
[SND] white.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 13K Idol
[SND] whole.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 77K Led Zeppelin

Thank you to all the marvelous 90s geniuses who made these midis, sometimes by transcribing music into programs such as Noteworthy Composer (2.0 forever!) and others who were awesome enough at keyboard to record these. God Bless them!

These songs play on Media Player and Winamp, which means, if you're like me, you will make a playlist, set it to random, hook up a tapedeck, and make some mixtapes to totally blast out of car windows, and beat the living crap out of people to.