mIDIJUNKIES gONNA f*CK yOU uP!!!!!!!!! : the background music to every aspect of Life

GOD DAMN IT do midis RULLLLLLE. So HAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!

Anyone who isn't a friend of midis is no friend of mine, has no friends, and is a lame loser idiot douchebag POSER who will never be hardcore EVER.

I uncovered this midi collection compiled circa 97-98 through blood and sweat. This is the GOLDEN STASH of MIDIS, only the BEST OF THE BEST - (well, to me - having spent countless hours, days, and weeks sifting through the dreck, the out-of-time, and the off-key) for the RIGHTEOUS (as in RIGHTEOUSLY KILL YOU with MIDI!)

About Midis
When the internet was somewhat new (to most of us), circa '96-'98, even somewhat til 2000-ish, midis (.midi or .mid audio files, often no bigger than a tenth of the modern mp3 if even a thousandth) were THE internet musical artform. Background music of what YOU would call music today would never load thru a 28- or 56-K modem, and if you tried to pull that, the person going to your pink and green Geocities (if you were classy) homepage with all those cool animated clown and balloon .GIFs would hit the Back button so fast they wouldn't even get to find out it was your cat's birthday (3 years ago - the last time you updated anything beside your awesome MIDI bg music!)

So, you weren't COOL, unless you had a BADASS MIDI.

Well, midis were always seen as kind of stupid, and something only slightly insane housewives in the remote Rockies used on their websites anyway (who taught them how to make websites?), which made them even cooler.

But what do you care about all this historical CRAP?! You want MIDIIIIIII!!!!!


[SND] 2_Become_1.mid          14-Jul-2010 07:24   15K  Spice Girls
[SND] ANOTHER1.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 15K unknown awesomeness
[SND] APACHE.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 16K traditional, the Shadows
[SND] A_BRIDGE.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 7.2K unknown
[SND] Aeroplane.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 44K Red Hot Chili Peppers
[SND] BBBLUES.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 7.3K unknown
[SND] BFLATBLS.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:29 4.6K unknown
[SND] Barracuda.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 49K Heart
[SND] Be_My_Lover.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 24K Alice Cooper
[SND] Beautiful_World.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 30K Devo (Rage Against the Machine)
[SND] Billion_Dollar_Babie..> 14-Jul-2010 07:29 90K Alice Cooper
[SND] Black_Hole_Sun.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 52K Soundgarden
[SND] Brazil2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 50K traditional
[SND] Brazil3.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 58K 
[SND] Break_on_Through.mid    14-Jul-2010 07:30   24K  the Doors
[SND] Casbah.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 41K the Clash
[SND] Castlevania - Intro.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 1.0K Super Nintendo Chalmers
[SND] ClaireD.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 27K Debussy
[SND] Close_To_You.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 50K the Carpenters
[SND] Come_On_Everybody.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 35K Eddie Cochran
[SND] Cowboys_From_Hell.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:31 44K Pantera
[SND] Crazy_on_You.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:31 70K Heart
[SND] Cruel_Summer.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 46K the Bangles (i think)
[SND] Crystal_Ship.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 12K the Doors
[SND] Dare_to_be_Stupid.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:31 50K Weird Al
[SND] Daydream_Believer.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 42K the Monkees (Shonen Knife)
[SND] Dont_Cry.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 32K Guns n Roses
[SND] Dont_Fear_The_Reaper..> 14-Jul-2010 07:31 74K Blue Oyster Cult
[SND] Dragon Warrior - Wor..> 14-Jul-2010 07:32 9.4K
[SND] Eighteen.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 25K Alice Cooper
[SND] Everybod.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 33K
[SND] G'z.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 31K Snoop Dogg
[SND] Gauntlet - Level 1.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 15K
[SND] Ghosts and Goblins -..> 14-Jul-2010 07:33 6.2K
[SND] Godzilla.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 30K Blue Oyster Cult
[SND] Gut_Feeling.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 74K Devo
[SND] Hawaii_5_O.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 22K
[SND] Hello_I_Love_You.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 17K the Doors
[SND] Hip Hug Her.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 25K Booker T & the MGs
[SND] Im_Not_Your_Stepping..> 14-Jul-2010 07:34 39K Monkees (Sex Pistols)
[SND] In_A_Gadda_Da_Vida.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 57K Iron Butterfly
[SND] Jammin'.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 57K Bob Marley
[SND] Light_my_Fire.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 48K the Doors
[SND] Living.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 92K James Brown/Rocky IV
[SND] Love_Is_Strange.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 23K Mickey & Sylvia
[SND] Love_Me_Two_Times.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 34K the Doors
[SND] Metroid - Brinstar.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 6.6K Nintender
[SND] Monster_Mash.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 28K Bobby 'Boris' Pickett & Cryptkicker 5
[SND] No_More_Mr_Nice_Guy.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 34K Alice Cooper (Megadeth)
[SND] November_Rain.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 43K Guns n Roses
[SND] Only_Happy_When_It_R..> 14-Jul-2010 07:37 93K Garbage
[SND] Only_Women_Bleed.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 14K Alice Cooper
[SND] PASSPORT.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:37 23K unknown
[SND] Patience.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 16K G'N'F'N'R
[SND] Penetration.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 23K the Pyramids
[SND] People_are_Strange.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 15K the Doors
[SND] Pipeline.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 38K the Chantays
[SND] Popcorn.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 31K traditional
[SND] RAGTUNE.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:38 9.2K AWESOMENESSS
[SND] ROCKNOUT.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:38 12K CRANNNNKKK IIIIITTTTTTT
[SND] Rhiannon.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 54K Fleetwood Mac (Redd Kross)
[SND] Riders_on_the_Storm.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 39K the Doors
[SND] Roadhouse_Blues.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 53K the Doors
[SND] Say_Youll_Be_There.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 38K Spice Ghouls
[SND] Schools_Out.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 53K Alice Cooper
[SND] Shes_Not_There.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 33K the Zombies
[SND] Shiznit.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 29K Snoop Dogg
[SND] Simply.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:40 95K Robert Palmer
[SND] Song_2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 28K Blur
[SND] Spice_Up_Your_Life.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 68K Spice Girls 4EVR!
[SND] Street Fighter 2 - V..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 12K
[SND] Stuck_in_the_Middle_..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 44K Steeler's Wheel
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 5.1K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 10K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 6.6K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 7.9K
[SND] Super Mario Brothers..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 3.8K
[SND] Sweet_Child_O_Mine.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 91K You know it
[SND] Take5.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 44K Dave Brubeck
[SND] Tell_Her_No.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 19K the Zombies
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 8.8K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 22K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 22K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 22K
[SND] The Legend of Zelda ..> 14-Jul-2010 07:41 5.4K
[SND] Time_of_the_Season.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 36K
[SND] Touch_Me.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 33K
[SND] Twin_Peaks_1.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 13K
[SND] Twin_Peaks_2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 7.2K
[SND] Twin_Peaks_3_Best.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 9.4K
[SND] U8-00FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:41 15K U8 files are from video game Ultima 8: Pagan
[SND] U8-01FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:41 37K
[SND] U8-02FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 53K
[SND] U8-03FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 11K
[SND] U8-04FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 5.9K
[SND] U8-05FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 12K
[SND] U8-06FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 6.1K
[SND] U8-07FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 74K
[SND] U8-08FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 27K
[SND] U8-09FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 14K
[SND] U8-10FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 69K
[SND] U8-11FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 28K
[SND] U8-12FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 14K
[SND] U8-13FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:42 29K
[SND] U8-14FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 69K
[SND] U8-15FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 41K
[SND] U8-16FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 8.1K
[SND] U8-18FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 58K
[SND] U8-19FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 53K
[SND] U8-20FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 44K
[SND] U8-21FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 43K
[SND] U8-22FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 45K
[SND] U8-23FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 7.3K
[SND] U8-24FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 29K
[SND] U8-25FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 50K
[SND] U8-26FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:43 6.0K
[SND] U8-27FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 17K
[SND] U8-28FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 34K
[SND] U8-29FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 12K
[SND] U8-30FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 6.1K
[SND] U8-31FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 66K
[SND] U8-32FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 14K
[SND] U8-33FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 6.3K
[SND] U8-34FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 34K
[SND] U8-35FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 12K
[SND] U8-36FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 14K
[SND] U8-37FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 18K
[SND] U8-38FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:44 51K
[SND] U8-39FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 28K
[SND] U8-40FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 23K
[SND] U8-41FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 19K
[SND] U8-42FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 20K
[SND] U8-43FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 17K
[SND] U8-44FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 34K
[SND] U8-45FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 12K
[SND] U8-46FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 6.6K
[SND] U8-47FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 8.4K
[SND] U8-48FIX.MID 14-Jul-2010 07:45 9.2K
[SND] Venus.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:45 71K Shocking Blue (Bananarama)
[SND] Viva_Forever.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:45 71K 4EVR!
[SND] Walk.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 44K Pantera
[SND] Walk2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 38K Aerosmith w/Run DMC
[SND] Walk_Dont_Run.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 46K Johnny Smith (the Ventures)
[SND] Weve_Only_Just_Begun..> 14-Jul-2010 07:46 20K the Carpenters
[SND] White_Rabbit.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 26K Jefferson Airplane (the Damned)
[SND] Working_for_the_Week..> 14-Jul-2010 07:46 48K Loverboy
[SND] You_Could_Be_Mine.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:47 64K
[SND] You_Keep_Me_Hangin_O..> 14-Jul-2010 07:47 40K the Supremes (this is the Vanilla Fudge version)
[SND] badboys_xg.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:24 55K Inner Circle (Cops theme)
[SND] beat.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 57K Ramones
[SND] blueskies_wc.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 17K Josephine Baker (tons of others before and after)
[SND] boatman.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:29 8.1K traditional Gaelic (Fhear a Bhata)
[SND] brazil.mid              14-Jul-2010 07:30   81K  traditional
[SND] chameleon.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 159K Herbie Hancock
[SND] could.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:30 70K Bob Marley
[SND] dazed.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 77K Led Zeppelin
[SND] dueling.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:32 19K traditional (Deliverance)
[SND] exodus.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 106K Bob Marley
[SND] fear.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 99K Blue Oyster Cult
[SND] funky.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 49K Lipps Inc
[SND] gangsta_25.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 24K This sucks
[SND] gbusters.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 27K Ghostbusters
[SND] georgia.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 26K Ray Chawls
[SND] green2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 42K Green Onions - Booker T & the MGs
[SND] gthang.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:33 28K Dr. Dre w/Snoop Dogg
[SND] hip.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 25K Booker T & the MGs
[SND] honkytnk.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 134K unknown wickedness
[SND] ill.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 39K Boys II Men gonna make love to you
[SND] iron.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 14K Bob Marley
[SND] is.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:34 74K Bob Marley
[SND] ishot.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 63K Eric Clapton (Bob Marley)
[SND] ishot2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 72K Eric Clapton (Bob Marley)
[SND] knife_26.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 26K Lotte Lenya, Louis Armstrong, Marianne Faithfull
[SND] lazy.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 71K Deep Purple
[SND] lets.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 62K Al Green
[SND] littlew.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 15K Jimi Hendrix
[SND] lodi.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 30K Creedence Clearwater Revival
[SND] lookin.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 25K CCR
[SND] love.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:35 109K don't know this one
[SND] lucifer.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 24K Lucifer Sam! Siam cat!
[SND] many.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 37K unknown
[SND] model.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 29K Kraftwerk
[SND] mom.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 33K Man of Mystery
[SND] moondance2.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 36K Van Morrison
[SND] moondance3.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 51K
[SND] more.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 33K Boston
[SND] muppets.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:36 13K Muppets theme
[SND] mylovin.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 78K En Vogue
[SND] myway.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 47K Frank Sinatra (Sex Pistol)
[SND] no.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 59K Bob Marley
[SND] ocean.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 39K Led Zeppelin
[SND] only.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:37 17K Alice Cooper
[SND] pictures.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 66K Deep Purple
[SND] put.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 26K Puttin' on the Ritz - Irving Berlin (Fred Astaire, Taco)
[SND] regulate.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 46K Warren G & Nate Dogg had to
[SND] rockit.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:38 69K Herbie Hancock
[SND] roller.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 21K Red Hot Chili Peppers (Beavis & Butthead)
[SND] say.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 38K Spice Goils
[SND] shaft.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 74K Isaac Hayes
[SND] singing_.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 23K Gene Kelly (Clockwork Orange)
[SND] smooth.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:39 34K Sade
[SND] spanish.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:40 21K traditional
[SND] sucka.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:41 7.2K Run DMC
[SND] voyage.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 64K Fantastic Voyage
[SND] wait.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 32K Bob Marley
[SND] what.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 55K What'd I Say?! Tell me!
[SND] where.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 145K Where it's At
[SND] white.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 13K Idol
[SND] whole.mid 14-Jul-2010 07:46 77K Led Zeppelin

Thank you to all the marvelous 90s geniuses who made these midis, sometimes by transcribing music into programs such as Noteworthy Composer (2.0 forever!) and others who were awesome enough at keyboard to record these. God Bless them!

These songs play on Media Player and Winamp, which means, if you're like me, you will make a playlist, set it to random, hook up a tapedeck, and make some mixtapes to totally blast out of car windows, and beat the living crap out of people to.

Mixtape - REQUIEM OST 1 - Chapters 1-2

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This mix fits on a 60 minute tape or standard CD.
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CHAPTER 1/Side A
01. Pack Up Your Troubles - Alfred Ralston
02. F.T.W. Instrumental version - Turbonegro
03. Lords of the Left Hand - Samhain
04. Adieu la Vie - Alfred Ralston
05. Wicked World - Black Sabbath
06. Death Time - Anal Babes
07. Shake Your Blood - Probot (with Lemmy of Motorhead)
08. Black Wizard Spell - Blade of the Ripper

CHAPTER 2/Side B
09. Shadows of the Night - Boyd Rice and Friends
10. Embryo - Black Sabbath
11. Gravel Roads - Brothers of Conquest
12. Goofy's Concern - Butthole Surfers
13. Cantspeak - Danzig
14. Arise! - Amebix
15. The Bells of Hell - Alfred Ralston
16. Human Pony Girl - Samhain
17. The Kitchen/The Orgy - Basil Poledouris

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About REQUIEM
Requiem is an ongoing Franco-British comic, from writer Pat Mills (2000 AD, Marshal Law), and artist Olivier Ledroit (L'Univers Féerique, Black Moon Chronicles, Arcanas, Sha), published by their creator-run Nickel Editions in much of Europe, Kult Editions in Germany, and Heavy Metal Books in North America.


 from Wikipedia:
"The story is set in a world called Résurrection, which is often called Hell (however, it seems more like a mixture of Hell and Purgatory, as everyone lands in there - even "innocent victims" and the only known way to leave it is through purification or redemption, by being "expired" or "expiring" one's tormentor). In Résurrection people are re-incarnated into monsters according to the sins - or lack thereof - of their life. The lowest ranks are formed by zombies and Kobolds whilst vampires form the elite of the society and the ruling class. The more cruel one was in life, the better he is rewarded on Résurrection. There is therefore an inverted concept of justice in "Requiem Chevalier Vampire". Résurrection has a similar shape as our Earth does, but everything appears to be the opposite way around than on Earth. Land has replaced the oceans, while seas of perpetual fire occupy our known continents."

Notes on Some of the Songs01. "Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit-Bag, and Smile, Smile, Smile" is the full name of the World War I marching song.
02. The instrumental version of this song, from the promotional single
03. "The terms Left-Hand Path and Right-Hand Path are a dichotomy between two opposing philosophies found in the Western Esoteric Tradition, which itself covers various groups involved in the occult and ceremonial magic. In some definitions, the Left-Hand Path is equated with malicious Black Magic and the Right-Hand Path with beneficial White Magic. Other occultists have criticised this definition, believing that the Left-Right dichotomy refers merely to different kinds of working, and does not necessarily connote good or bad magical actions."
04. “Good bye to Life,
Good bye to Love,
Good bye to all the Women,
It’s really the end, forever..."

another World War song.
05. from the first Black Sabbath album, released 1970
08. This band and Brothers of Conquest featured ex-Hookers frontman, Nine Pound Hammer drummer, Nashville Pussy co-founder, Adam "Rock n Roll Outlaw" Neal

and so forth



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Fiction: Y.P.C.C. 0235

  A bunch of the kids outside the fence shake at it, kick it, break bottles against it.
  Inside the fence is a red brick building. Inside the building you can't see it, but you can hear some shit going on from the open line of bigger-than-garage-style doors. Lots of rowdy kids. Cursing. Music.
  One of the kids outside the fence with a buddy starts hitting a girl with what looks like the barrel of a pistol. Can't tell if it's the real thing, a pellet gun, or just a painted toy. It hits her in the face, a couple times, as she's fending it off, walking away.
  The boys are laughing as they pursue. It swipes periodically, missing, hitting her in the hand, and etc.
  By one of the bigger-than-garage-style doors, Bionic inhales on what could be a piece of tire iron or rebar, encased in what might be cement (only it's not), in his mouth, like a toke. Music comes out of the building. "Come Clean."
  "Hey," he hollers, over his shoulder, without looking at anyone, "somebody's homegirl is getting pistol-whipped out here."
  A bunch of kids, if they can be called that, run out, Ruffnecks, and Others, dirty white boys, like Bionic, (but not). The kids that come out might have just been fighting, hanging, clowning around. You can't tell cuz they drop whatever and all run out to see what's going on.
  "What the fuck? What's happening? Who's getting hit on?" one of the kids says. His eyes are all big, insides of the eyebrows down, lips pursed.
  The girl that was getting hit is now through an opening of the fence and she says to a muscular "kid" with a moustache, "Nothing happened. They were just playing around."
  The muscular guy with the moustache is the kind of kid you-don't-want-to-fuck-with. His expression is maybe anger, or figuring shit out in his head. "Who did it?" he says.
  "I dunno. Some fifteen-year-old looking motherfuckas," Bionic says, staring ahead, at no one.
  In his peri-feral he can see the kids that did it. They're back on the other side of the fence, the outside, with cars (some of which aren't half wrecked or under dirt, some of which might run more than radios) and other shit out there, acting like everyone else there, throwing glances sideways, hanging out or laughing, forcefully.
  "Shut the fuck up, Bionic, no one cares what you say," the girl says and walks up towards him, "Stupid Mother Fucker," and she shoves his head with her hand. Bionic sees a dark purple-red mark on it (her hand) for a second when she does.
  The other kids and the guy in the moustache, move in a little, circling around them.
  "Stupid ass," the girl says, shoving his head, as hard as she can now. She's kinda cute, probably one of the cutest girls around this whole place. "Dumb fucker!" she says, shoving.
  A big cloud of haze rolls across the yard, slowly, though it's a bright, sunny day.
  The other kids, the moustached one, too, are moving in slowly.
  Bionic makes a break for it, lightly wiping her hand away. It smells nice and he glances at her eyes to see them look really pissed off, or surprised, to be touched by him.
  As he runs away, for around twenty steps to the fence, the rest of the kids chase him. Some from the building, (the ones allowed out of it right now), and some from by the cars.
  As he trots that stretch, he thinks, Yeah, he is dumb. He shouldn't have got involved. He's a pretty dumb, fat white kid, with freckles, and rotted carrot yellow hair.
  He slows down outside, and the other kids trotting after him do too.
  The "kid" with the moustache is in front of the girl now.
  For a while they follow after Bionic, switching to a quick walk when he does, running for ten yards or so when he does. Slowing down again. Like that for awhile, getting closer. Some of them break off chase and go back. 'Til the moustached guy and his girl and just ten or so other kids are walking briskly after him.
  Bionic stops. They all stop.
  He can feel all their eyes on him.
  "Stupid Bionic," some of them say, and mutter swears.
  Some of them walk a couple more steps toward his sides, and back, so they surround him, and so he can't see them all at the same time.
  Nothing else exists.
  He puts the weird cement (but not)-encased rebar/tire-iron thing in his mouth, gritted in his teeth. It's heavy.
  He lifts up his chin, looking at the closest kid, and grins. He imagines it must look pretty cool or funny. Hot breath comes out of his grin. He can see the steam clouds.
  "You zoning up?" the moustached kid hollers, though they're all close enough now, fists tight, chests puffing.
  Bionic feels his eyebrows move down for a second while he thinks and looks at the moustached "kid," but doesn't want to look angry so he makes his expression blank. "Yeah. I'm just gonna go over there," and he nods down a paved road, overgrown.
  "Well go then!" the moustached guy says.
  They all walk, everyone still following him, a little slower, but not as slow like normal everyday walking. Bionic is walking backwards, watching them.
  The moustached kid stops, then the rest pretty much do too.
  One of the kids, about 18 or so, a white kid like Bionic, lean and stubble and craters all over his face, smiles at the others when they've stopped. He waves at the others, says loudly, "OK you guys, I gotta go," and turns and runs straight at Bionic.
  Bionic jabs the tire-iron, pipe, rebar thing into the kid's eye.
  The kid drops, hurt.
  Bionic walks away. When he's a little further he looks over his shoulder and sees 3 or 4 of the kids standing around the hurt kid, just standing there, looking down at the hurt kid on the ground.
  When Bionic has the chance to turn a corner, he does it.
  When he's out of eyeshot he runs quietly to the other side of an old industrial building, and crouches in a faded purple cement alcove, where some scrub and weeds have taken over. They're taller than him crouching there. The dry straw-colored brush will hide him and his hair and the bright faggot-colored shirt he has to wear.

  Some of the kids walk down the road he came a little while later.
  Some look around, but not that hard.
  Their expressions look blank, and ready, until Bionic can't see them.

  They're a few blocks away when they're slowing down, by a real high fence and a big gravelly pit.
  The pit is fenced off but there's no machinery in it.
  The Dam is miles away, but the kids see some big birds through the fence. Grey and white.
  They look almost like parrots. Pelicans go by the dam, way this far out here. Pelicans look like Terradactyls.
  These birds aren't pelicans, but they're kinda big like them, stepping by large pools in the gravel, preening their feathers.

Lyrics That Will Likely Never Get Used pt II

Wacky Bukkake
I've waited in line
& I've waited in place
I can't last long
in this little rat race

WACKY BUKKAKE

I've spent good money
It's a brand new show
I'm ready
I'm set
to GO GO GO

to WACKY BUKKAKE

 (and I don't want to be the one who's all left out
 the one they all look at
 the one they all doubt)

at WACKY BUKKAKE

There's something inside me
that's fit to explode.
Not even Atlas
could carry my load.

Shadowrunners: Step-by-Step

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Lyrics No One Will Approve Of Pt I: Cool Cats

Cool Cats

Cool Cats all around
Cool Cats all over town

Cool Cats

No more people
Cuz they ate them

Cool Cats

You need to spay or neuter your cool cats
Or else they'll take over your whole fuckin' world

Cool Cats

do a little dance like this
do a little dance like that

Cool Cats

We need to sterilize the blacks

Cool Cats

We need to neuter the poor

Cool Cats

There's too many cats in Africa

Cool Cats

Geomancy

I'm using this information to place some statues around V and her mom's yard.